December 2010
43 posts
I met a Natalie Portman look-alike tonight at Total Wine (liquor store). She was gorgeous and I gave her my card. Chances are slim she calls. If she does. Game over baby!
ZOMFG BOUT TIME! →
Longest day ever. I did sell a car, and had to drive the customer’s car back to the airport for her. The ride home was strange. She was driving and I kept picking up on her subtle hints. I contemplated just doing it. It made sense, for Christ sake she bought a mini van. Oh well. I didn’t do it. Now I’m home eating pizza. I almost caved in today and applied to some Ktown...
“I am dissatisfied with my life at the moment. Starting now, I’m going to...”
My Christmas Night...and How I Almost Died!!
Christmas Eve and Christmas day were a bit different this year. The past two years of my life, these days have been spent with friends or traveling. Last Christmas, I was in Kuala Lumpur International, eating Burger King for my Christmas dinner. The year before I was in Seoul, South Korea drinking at GOLD BAR II with some Army officers.
This Christmas was a bit different. Christmas Eve...
“Got no place to go
but there’s a girl waiting for me down in Mexico...”
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Seriously? Does noone want to fucking Skype with me? James.denfield is my user name! Add me! I’ll skype with ANYONE!
CHRISTMAS
Now begins the start of my incredibly lonely weekend off!! It’s Christmas time and spending it with a bottle of wine is how it’ll be spent. If anyone cares to join me, I’ve got the entire place to myself for the weekend!
“Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!”
Anonymous asked: Great Blog! Is it possible for an american citizen to live in Korea without getting a job there or marrying a little korean lady. I heard some cross the border into japan and then come back to korea with a new 3 month visa. Is this possible? Are there any other ways?
dtl-green asked: good morning
Anonymous asked: Son your blog is weak as of late. You need to get back to Korea and start living again. get someeee
The Town
I seriously kinda liked this movie! I totally fell for the brunette actress in the film. As silly as it sounds, I’m the kind of dork that would rob a bank and fall in love with the bank manager. And yes, I did tear up at the end.
FML
dtl-green asked: i have a very hard time believing you don't connect. Especially someone whom I feel loves being in a relationship. Am I wrong? oh, btw, Who has the hairy balls?
dizzlediane asked: Only my girl, Carol, is single. =)
Self Realizations
I have realized a few things over the past few years about myself. These are qualities that aren’t quite associated with the average male. I have come to find that these things may be the reasons that I am in this particular spot in my life.
Ever since I can remember, I have been overly sensitive and emotional. I tear up on the cheesiest things. Whether it be old episodes of...
“I wish a could spend my one day off with a special lady, doing things that...”
Last Night
Last night I pre-gamed by drinking a bottle of Malbec and listening to Counting Crows. I was feeling pretty good. We went back to this bar, Suite, and the talent was just as good as the other times I have gone. One beer turned to five and tequila joined the party. We left and went over to Black Finn because I was craving a martini. One martini and three beers later, we left and went on our...
Gleetastic Work Dream
Last night, I had a dream that involved several Glee characters, as well as several of my co-workers. It was set at this fancy country club swimming pool. I caught a glimpse of Lea Michele (Rachel Barry) and noticed she was smoking a cigarette. I ran over to her and said “Aha! I fucking knew it!” She responded with a “…so?” We walked around the pool and she jumped...
Suite
Tonight I drank with a few co-workers. We almost fought random fuck-heads wearing “Brooks-brothers.” Enough said.
“I am color blind, coffee-black and egg white. Pull me out from inside. I am...”
i Haven’t felt this good in a long time! I feel fantastic!
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
dtl-green asked: i hope u liked "tight Friday".
Tights and Heels
It has come to my attention that a woman wearing tights (pantyhose) and heels wins my affection over every other girl at the bar. Like it. Love it. Gotta have it.
Wednesday
Wednesdays are my days off. To celebrate, I am going to drink. Care to join?
Being Single
Being single is nice at a times. You really don’t have to worry about anyone else’s feelings. You can do whatever the hell you please. To be honest, I miss the comforts of a relationship. I miss having someone there to call when you had a bad day. I miss the feeling when I gave a surprise gift to my lady and seeing the smile on her face. I miss cuddling.
One of my first lady...
“It was a lot easier to pull in Korea than it is here. I guess people here have...”
Don't Be Scared To Party: Baby Dicks and Swollen... →
lonnig:
I had my first hookup with a Korea dude on Saturday night. Sure, I’ve made out with Korean dudes before when I’m out dancing and stuff. But, this one came home with me. It was an extreme disappointment when he took his pants off. I have never seen a tinier dick in all of my life.
HAHAHAHA I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time!!! Thank God I’m blessed.
dtl-green asked: is your loneliness self imposed?
I am...
I am a lonely sad sack of shit who thrives on alcohol and alcohol alone.
I am dependent on the company of others.
I am an asshole.
I am that guy that used to ask girls to leave at 5:00AM.
I am a drunk.
I am someone who enjoys being passive aggressive.
I am irresponsible with my monies.
I am only concerned with things that are important to me. See 1. and 5.
I am lonely as fuck.