Little bit of gold and a pager #panda #selfy #yourmom #bathroomselfpic #bathroom
Spending my one day off this week doing nothing. Fuck it hoss.
Will this be the year James Denfield gets his shit together and finally goes to Seattle??
Take pride in your beer hoss. Waiting for @charliesuh and his delayed flight!! #jax #jaxairport #daydrinking
I have some fake ass friends on tumblr, on facebook, via instagram and in real life. I don’t write anymore and I always I am going to write more, but instead I get drunk and vent. But fuck it, those of you who still follow me do for a reason I guess. I hope you find it entertaining.
I’ve been in Argentina for a hot minute. About to visit Finland in a bit. Listening to Tyga station on Pandora. What a night.
Another solo drinking holiday. Fuck it. #cincodefaded #cincodemayo #overit #fakefriends #wine #malbec
Ray Liotta meets Clint Eastwood.
Been on another booze bender. Please disregard comments.